You’re STILL Wrong
or
Mykel's
SEPTEMBER 2026 Blog/Column
by Mykel Board
The more left wing your political ideals are, the more naive a person you are likely to be. The more right wing your political ideals are, the more evil a person you are likely to be. Choosing a political standpoint is largely a matter of deciding which failure as a human you are more comfortable with. – Derek R. Audette
America still sees itself as essential and as destiny's instrument. And each splinter group within our culture - left, right, conservative, liberal, religious, secular - sees itself as morally, even "theologically," superior to its rivals. It is not just about politics. It is about being better than one's evil opponent. We don't just disagree, we demonize the "other." And we don't compromise.
— Frank Schaeffer
It's sad that several political parties still count the dead, the starving, the unemployed, by their religion, caste, creed and sect. The young generation needs to engage in politics of right vs wrong and not right vs left.
— Sharad Vivek Sagar
An attractive blonde MILFy woman sits on the couch. She’s reading a magazine… hard to see what it is except for that there is mostly text and few pictures. She wears a tight black top and black form-hugging shorts. On her feet are pointy high heels.
The doorbell rings. The woman sets the magazine on the couch next to her and gets up to open the door. She walks around the couch to a small hallway, and then down the hallway to the door. She opens it.
Outside
the door stands an attractive young man...wearing a red and white
t-shirt... holding a box… obviously pizza. He hands the box to the
woman but rather than take it, she waves him to follow her… back
down the short hallway to the room where the couch is. She talks to
the young man as they walk. They speak some Slavic language… maybe
it’s
Russian.
I
can’t tell.
“Sorry
to bring you out of your way,” the closed-captioning says she says.
“It’s just that I left my wallet on the table in the living room
and it’ll be easier if I get it once you put the pizza down.”
The man smiles and follows her. When they enter the living room, the woman points to the table and gestures for him to set the box down. As he’s focused on the table, he does not see a young brunette woman creeping up behind him, wringing a belt around his neck, and then stuffing a chem-soaked rag into his mouth. The young brunette wears jeans and a t-shirt, but she also wears high heels on pointy shoes.
In a few seconds, the young man’s eyes roll back into his head and he slumps to the floor. The two women roll the pizza man onto his stomach, pull his arms behind his back, and fasten a rope around his wrists… tying his arms behind him. Then more rope... as the two women tie his knees and ankles together.
The blonde has disappeared and returned with a large kitchen knife. Is she going to kill the young man? The brunette rolls him on his back and the blonde slips the knife blade under his t-shirt and slowly slices the shirt off his body. She hands the sliced shirt to the blonde who rips off a long thin piece and wraps it around the deliveryman’s head… feeding it into his mouth… pulling tight… creating an instant gag.
Then the man’s pants are pulled off. The blonde sucks the man’s limpy into her mouth… gradually making it blossom straight and erect. We watch in close-up. Then she bites… hard. The man screams in pain. The camera catches the combination of horror and agony on his face.
The blonde kicks him in the right side… in the kidney. The brunette puts her foot between his legs and presses down hard. There’s a closeup of the sharp toe of her shoe pressing his new hardness, while the heel pushes down between his balls.
What I have just described is one of many, similar-themed videos on the website: extremelady dot net. Most videos feature the same blonde and brunette … sometimes a large group of women… abusing/torturing a young man.
I’m conflicted about the site. Are these videos real? Some of the punches and kicks seem to be held… but most appear to go deep… at full force The reaction shots are completely convincing with pained expressions turning to tears above whatever’s being used as a gag.
But some situations seem fake. There’s a setting in the army, in a medical center, amid ancient ruins. Most of the videos feature the same two women, although some are obviously Asian… Japanese or Korean… similar plots though.
And the camera changes angles… coming in for a close-up... pulling back for the whole picture. If it were a secret/hidden camera it could not do that. If they kill the guy after every encounter, they’d have a body-dump certainly traceable by now.
It’s my guess that they recruit some guy, warn him it’s tough and pay him a lot ... for the pain. There is sometimes some blood, but it looks fake to me. I don’t know.
The plots vary in detail and location. Here’s a “click-on-me” picture from the Extremelady library. That’s the blonde.
There is much complaint about about the role of women in porn… and everything else. And “exploitation” … of women in this and that… all over American Society. That is usual and expected. But these videos are like finding some severed heads under the floorboards in your bedroom. You’d never imagine they’d exist. The women are all-powerful… dominant. Hey girls, is that what you want in life?
FLASH TO FACEBOOK: I post a picture of me in a t-shirt sent to me by my longtern pal Julien Nitzberg. (See his Breaking Bad parody animation... free on TUBI… it’s called Breaking Bear.) On the shirt is an AI photo of Donald Trump riding a lion…. carrying an American Flag blowing in the wind. Fireworks explode around it.
I
post about a reaction I got wearing
the shirt on
the street in
Manhattan:
Him:
You have balls wearing a t-shirt like that in New York.
Me: I have two.
Him: Two t-shirts?
Me: Balls
Over-the-top and funny as a fart in church… right?
NO!
Folks who know me get the joke, but for some reason fb
decided to feed it into the algorithm machine and it randomly showed
up in other’s feeds. The reactions were surprising.
One
guy wrote: You
have 4 balls. You forgot about the tiny pair of orange balls bouncing
off your chin.
Another wrote: The only 2 balls you have are bouncing off your chin... Just how you like them
Yet another commented: You're fucking retarded like ALL Pedolf tRump supporters. How many times a day do YOU jack off fantasizing about your pedo-fuhrer tRump raping kids, three? Five? SEVEN?
So much about pedophilia. At an average age of 18, the US has among the highest age of consent in the world. Albania, Austria, Hungary, Italy, Serbia, Germany and Portugal have an age of consent of 14. Every bar mitzvah boy knows, when he turns 13 “Today, I am a man.” My friend and proof-reader, Marlene, wants me to remind you that, in the US, ages of consent vary by state in the US, 16 – 18. But I think most people, when spewing negatives, don’t care about the details.
And, I have a friend here in New York who says a 17-year-old is “still a child.” Can you please hide the Barbie?
Hey, I’ll follow the law… but nature too sets laws. Nature gave us puberty. The body’s pubic hair and breast development say when a girl becomes a woman. Laws saying older than that are simply vestiges of Puritanism. Eeeew sex… Sex is bad… And you have to be old enough to choose to do bad things.
Back to the t-shirt with more comments on balls: And Trump's shriveled ones are in your mouth.
I
was surprised at the reactions, but learned so much from them. I even
posted my education points as a PS with the picture:
1.
Most folks don't get the humor... even though the shirt is so over
the top.
2. The reactions have also been (mostly) humorless. It seems both the left and right are humor-drained. And wouldn't know a joke if it bit them in the testicles.
3. Accusations against me are frequently tainted with an aura of homophobia. I'm assuming the reactors are mostly left-liberal... but they don't fail to fall back on the homojokes so loved by MAGAites.
4. Seems NO ONE who didn't know me clicked on my profile to see that I'm a pro-Mamdani socialist.
5. Complaints about the president seem to be about his personal sexual conduct rather than his being a war-lover, welfare-hater, friend to the rich, enemy of the poor, egomaniac. Nothing political... only "pedophilic." I guess I guess my critics okay with everything else.
6. You can learn a lot from facebook responses to "edgy" public posts. Thanks guys.
And so, I want to blog about sex and its influence in EVERYTHING. And humor, and its importance and disappearance in the modern political world. Being a (sort of) lefty exposes me to lefty “humor” like that of late night TV… So much of it is just Donald Trump (cue the laugh) I mean Donald Trump (cue louder laugh… repeat). You know it’s supposed to be funny because you know the person saying it doesn’t like Donald Trump. If the person DOES like Donald Trump, s/he could probably say the same thing and people would laugh because the jokes take on a different meaning.
Political humor, in the form of 1-frame cartoons, has been around since newspapers have been around. During the Nixon era, it was actually funny. But now, it turns to sex… with both the left and the right accusing the other of violating some sexual taboo and ooooh, isn’t it horrible.
Most interesting for me, was that the anti-Trump crew… presumably liberals on sexual matters… uses homophobic insults against me... including all kinds of jockish anti-gay slurs. Somebody should write a song about how the left and right are just different versions of each other. Same prejudices. Same biases. Oh wait:
Conclusion #1: If the ExtremeLady videos are real, that is non-consensual rapes, with only pain left when they are over… then the makers should be prosecuted. If the videos are consensual… and paid… then the painful sex is no worse than pain suffered by those working in the mines or those picking up garbage. Because sex is involved does not make this painful work any more evil than chopping wood.
Conclusion #2: Rather than left is the same as right – despite the Artless song– I don’t really think they’re the same. The left is like Japanese culture… a WE-culture. The right is like American culture… a ME-culture. But those who identify with the right or the left don’t seem to realize that the tactics they use… and the way they criticize… are reflective of each other. Though the ends are different, the means are the same.
The right will not like someone because he’s a homo. The left will not like someone because he sucks Trump’s cock. Neither of those are the REAL reasons for the dislike… but rather the automatic name-calling that is not much different one from the other. The actions are the same… the objects are the only difference.
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–> COMEDY DEPT: Just because political comedy is so bad… doesn’t mean that ALL Comedy is bad. My favorite comedian at the moment is ISMO, a Finnish-born guy who talks a lot about language and the difficulties of being a foreigner dealing with English. Doesn’t sound funny, huh? Well check it out here, and you’ll see.
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COMEDY DEPT Pt. 2: Of
course, because political comedy is usually bad,
doesn’t mean that ALL comedy is bad. Sex, that staple of funny
stuff
from Mae West’s
Is that a
gun in
your pocket or are you happy to see me to
George Carlin’s 7
Dirty Words
you
can’t say in America,
can be funny. I’m sort of out of the loop, though. So send me some
links to some good post-Carlin sex comics of the 21st
Century. mykelboard@gmail.com
LINKS
I just heard from Luciano Pires who explains he’s: a musician, illustrator and writer and I run a YouTube channel called Electric Acid, dedicated to strange, obscure and forgotten music. The channel explores everything from underground noise, industrial and experimental music to bizarre one-off records, marginal scenes, forgotten artists and musicians who somehow slipped through the cracks of music history.
I’m especially interested in the stories behind the music — the records that sound like they shouldn’t exist, the artists who operated completely outside the mainstream, and the strange connections between different underground scenes.
You can find Electric Acid at: https://www.youtube.com/@Electricacid
I’m happy to present the art of Sarah Thobe… who paints personalities as part of her portraits. Check her out at https://sarathobe.com/.
And it was great to hear from my very long-time friend, Fred Lonberg-Holm. Celloman extraordinaire. You can hear him at https://fredlonberg-holm.bandcamp.com/album/the-return-of
Anthony Allen Begnal asked me to mention his Hardcore Conversation You Tube channel, and I’m happy to do so here.
Longtime scene/zinester Robb Roemershauser has restarted the Above Ground Zine Library. The Zine library doesn’t yet have an address at the location but, feel free to donate zines that you no longer want to the Aboveground Zine Library 2100 Sawmill Road Apt. 22-202, New Orleans, LA 70123. The Zine library will be located in the upper 9th ward on a busy street.
My pal Matt Sheahan says: “You can link to my website - www.matthewsheahan.com or my Substack - https://politenewyorker.substack.com/ .” Matt is a great musician and very funny guy.
My Kenyan pal, Albert Melody shares a facebook adventure in one of those great Kenyan national parks. Guess who he shared the adventure with!!! You can read about it here. Albert also has a blog at: Albertomelody.blogspot.com
Teddy Labato has a “lo-fi noise” link to his band Check it out.
It’s
About Time dept: Finally,
a book about Hungarian Punk put out by Puke
and Vomit records.
Great scene there and I was glad to have contact with bands
like Der Trottel and Tizedesz. Glad to have been a (very small) part
of that scene.
Zine fans can find my list of old
zines
that I want to get rid of
(aka sell) here.
Which
reminds me, it’s time to donate some stuff to the Above
ground Library
