Tuesday, October 1, 2024
The Truth! or Mykel's October 2024 Blog: YOU'RE STILL WRONG
You’re
STILL Wrong
Mykel's
October 2024 Blog/Column
THE WHOLE TRUTH
If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!
--Mark Twain
The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and must therefore be treated with great caution.
– J. K. Rowling
Gossip needn't be false to be evil - there's a lot of truth that shouldn't be passed around.
–
Frank A. Clark
Somewhere in the south of France an invasion has come from somewhere in the north of Africa. A row of tanks… just left the warship… works its way from Marsailles toward Paris. Somewhere in the middle of that row… not the exact middle… maybe a place best described as forward middle… is a tank with a driver and two gunners.
The line of tanks stops … somewhere in an open field… maybe a farm. It’s quiet here in the late afternoon. The driver stands to open the hatch at the top of the tank. He’s a young soldier… mid-twenties at the latest. He reaches up to push the hatch open. As the young man stands... his right arm above his head holding the hatch open… a whistling comes across the sky. Then... an explosion… several. One of the little missiles hits the open hatch… explodes… blowing the man into the air… separating the man from the arm that opened the hatch. Carrying the man up and away from the tank… into the field. A pool of blood next to him makes a Rorschach pattern destined never to be interpreted. The next little missile hits the tank dead on… blowing the gunners inside into little pieces.
The now one-armed tank driver awakens on a cot in a field hospital. He barely notices his transfer from there to a truck… filled with portabeds… several of those lying on the beds moan loudly. A few scream out in pain. Others are dead still.
FLASH TO Emma Silverberg now looking into her mirror. She sees how her neck wrinkles where it meets her chest. There’s a little hollow in that spot… shaped like a sideways eye. She reaches behind her neck with her right hand… grabbing the skin of her neck… pinching it between her palm and fingers… watching the ugly little pocket disappear as the skin pulls tight.
“Maybe if I taped it,” she thinks. “Duct tape would hold… it holds everything.”
I’m imagining this as I sit in her living room waiting for her to meet me for dinner at Arby’s. I’ve been visiting her for almost ten months now. It’s part of a program called VISITING NEIGHBORS where lonely people who want company meet and go out to eat… or see a movie. Sometimes they need help getting around. Usually, they just need company.
Emma is slightly older than I am… just past eighty. It’s easy to see that she used to be a beauty. Her eyes remain bright blue and though the lids wrinkle on them, those eyes show an intensity that clearly melted the hearts of dozens of young men… and maybe women.
She did not grow fat in her old age, but I can tell that her weight shifted. Her breasts drooped. Her muscles turned soft and flabby. She still dresses like I imagine her dressing 50+ years ago. Tight black sweaters, short slinky skirts, shoes with heels so high and thin that, more than once, I’ve had to catch her in a stumble. It’s time for a change. I know that. And this evening I’m going to tell her.
She’s coming down the steps now. Gripping the banister tightly to keep her balance. She’s dressed like she always does, except tonight, she wears dark stockings with a single seam up the back… from ankle to that small area I’m unable to see.
“How
do I look?” she asks me.
I take a deep breath. “I’m sorry Emma,” I say. “But someone has to tell you… You’re older than I am but you dress like a teenager. People laugh behind your back. They’re annoyed when you stumble in front of them in your too-high heels...” and I go on.
FLASH TO CALVIN, SITTING ON HIS MILK CRATE ON BLEECKER AND LAGUARDIA “Yo Calvin!” I say to him, “You been waitin’ for me?”
He laughs. “I’m always waitin’ for you,” he says, “or somebody else who’ll give me a dollar.”
I fish in my watch-pocket were I keep my homeless single dollar bills. I pull one out and hand it to Calvin.
I feel a tap on my shoulder. I turn to face a very stern-looking woman, about 40. She frowns… pulling her eyebrows closer together… wrinkling her forehead.
“Why
do you give him money?” she asks. “He could be working. You’re
keeping him on the street. Let him get a job…. Do
something.”
She walks away in a huff... like I’ve insulted her. I hope I have.
HANG ON: That story about the tank commander is true. That man was my father. The story was right from my one-arm dad’s mouth… I wasn’t there, but I believe every word of it. The story of Emma and my comments to her was a lie… made up on a bus on its way to from New York to Boston. (We’re almost in Danbury as I write this).
The
third story, about Calvin, I’m not sure of. I remember somebody
somewhere complaining
about my giving money to street people, but the details are lost on
me. File that one under I
Don’t Know.
That’s what I want to write about this time: TRUTH… during this last political month… charges of truth and lies hurl back and forth like missiles in a battlefield. I’m here to tell you IT DOESN’T MATTER.
ASIDE: I’ve often written about my friend Dawn. We’ve known each other for around 40 years. Our opinions overlap: she’s a Democrat. I’m a social-libertarian. She’s a feminist. I’m a social-libertarian. She’s interested in the possible. I want the impossible. In any case, I respect her as a deep thinker… and one area we agree on is TRUTH. We both think the made-up Mykel mistreated the made-up Emma. Her feelings, her pride, her self-esteem are more important that THE TRUTH. My father’s dead now. The truth won’t hurt him.
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This blog will be posted a month and a few days before the presidential election. I predict a Trump victory. Most of my readers will be happy to know my predictions are usually wrong. I, of course, will be voting for SID YIDDISH, as I have in most every presidential election since Harry Truman.
“I built a wall to keep out migrants,” says Donny the Trump.
“I helped draft legislation to make it hard for illegals to stay here,” answers Kamala the African-Indian.
“I helped draft legislation to make it hard for illegals to stay here,” answers Kamala the African-Indian.
FICTION is/can be more accurate than TRUTH… and it can reveal a greater truth than the truth itself.
“I stopped American jobs from going to China!” shouts Don in his brag about saving factory work.
MB
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→ MAYBE IT’S THE FUGU DEPT: In Japan, the number of people aged 100 or older has hit a new record – 95,119. Most of the centenarians are women, The world's oldest person, Tomiko Itooka of western Japan, is 116. Japan's oldest man, Kiyotaka Mizuno, 110, told local media that he has "no idea at all about what's the secret to my long life.”
→
BEFORE
YOU WERE BORN DEPT:
In the 1950s and 60s, nuclear weapons were considered insurance of
peace through the theory of M.A.D. Mutually
Assured Destruction. If
you destroy me, I’ll destroy you, so we’d better not
start anything.
I
haven’t heard that term in ages. But I did hear of
a new “Global
Strategy Company” a national
full-service political consulting firm with expertise in government
affairs, public relations, and electoral politics.
You probably guessed right. The name of the company is just perfect
for politics 2024:
More at: https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?pli=1#sent/KtbxLwgsxqWWLGLgRcRcqFZqjlxngZhkHL
→ BETWEEN THE LEGS DEPT: The NY Post reports that men with small dicks, on average, earn about triple what men with large ones earn. Since, elderly rich men get more nookie than elderly poor men… I hope the rumor spreads… just like her legs. Truth or not, for someone pushing 80, it’s certainly a better hook than my bank account.
→
SPEAKING
OF SHORT DEPT:
Our (unwarranted) obsession with truth is best exemplified by a
website that says
(among other things): Napoleon wasn’t short, Marie Antoinette
didn’t say “let them eat cake,” and no witches were burned
during the Salem witch hunts. That’s another problem with “the
truth,” it keeps changing.
See
you in hell, redux,
Mykel Board
LINK TRADE DEPARTMENT:
I did a nice interview with The Aither zine. Interesting questions, complete, and questions I’ve never been asked before. You can read it here. It’s a good one.
I read that the search engines like lots of links... and it's also nice to support my friends and enemies in their blogs. So facebook me or email me if you have a blog, webpage or something else to connect to. I add you. You add me.
Here's a start:
Here’s Ricardo Wang with a “micro-label” in Seattle “specializing in 8-track tapes and CDs. WOW! Check out one of their label staples: The Dead Air Fresheners.
Also
on bandcamp: My very long time faves in NYC, the BLACKOUT
SHOPPERS. Featuring pals Seth and possibly the next
vice-president of the US
Here’s
an update on the current URL for Sid Yiddish’s Dating Game (type)
entry.
And this sounds right up Sid’s alley. The Bilderberg Jazz Arkestra on Bandcamp!
Eric Grayson has an online music review zine, Sobriquet. Full pictures of the sleeves too! Something missing from too many zines. Sometimes you CAN judge a… er… book… by its cover.
Steen Thomsen is a Dane I’ve known ever since Lincoln was shot. I put his band THE ZERO POINT on the great WORLD CLASS PUNK Cassette for ROIR. It must be worth a mint now. I don’t have any left, I’m afraid. You can (and should) connect to the Zero Point on facebook. Tell ‘em Mykel’s blog sent you.
Sorry Dorothy, we are STILL in Kansas. And it’s as weird as OZ. Check out Bob Cutler’s DISTOPEKA.
And for a quiet smile and a much needed break for you and the dog, try G.C. Adams’ YouTube entry.
You
already know Murder & Mayhem zine… those guys who did the Mykel
Board centerfold. (No genitals shown… and probably for the better.)
Their online version is here.
The Clean Boys
from Denmark are also longtime friends of mine. In Denmark we
recorded as The
Bend-over Boys. Only one 10-inch available… but at least now I
can say I have a 10-incher!
Finally, for this month, Margaret O’Brien asked me to include the site: anti-war.com They seem to be folks after my own heart.
Oh yeah, then there’s me. I have a blog of stuff I’ve written mostly from last century. You might enjoy it. Then again, you might not. It’s here.
Let me know if you have a blog… or a print zine… or a YouTube and want to be added to the list. You show me yours… you’ve already seen mine. god@mykelboard.com
1 comment:
LANGUAGE CHECK: Is abortion “healthcare?” Nowhere in the world is it criminal for a doctor or nurse to provide healthcare.
This shows a fundamental misunderstanding of what's happening in states with very strict abortion bans. An abortiin and of itself might not be healthcare in your eyes - not sure about the woman's, depending on circumstances - but what about miscarriages, ectopic pregnancies, situations where a woman might be technically pregnant but has no chance of delivering a child? In those cases, women are being denied healthcare. They have to wait until they're close enough to death for doctors to perform necessary procedures because of these anti-abortion laws. Some of them bleed out at home because they were denied treatment in a hospital. Others lose the ability to have children in the future because of the delay in treatment. This is all well documented.
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