Mykel's
Post
MRR Column no 40
or
If you're so smart, how come you ain't rich?
There's
more than one way to skin a cat. --Old
saying
You start with the legs. Of course
your knife has to be razor sharp... as pointy as a party hat. Slowly
push the knifepoint into the rabbit skin... just at the ankle. A
small stream of blood will trickle from the wound, but if the rabbit
is properly inverted... hung from the feet... the drip will end
quickly as the blood pools in the headside of the animal. Cut in a
circle... mohel-like... around each ankle. It might be tempting to
remove the feet for good luck, but that comes at the end.
From the cut ankle circles, slice a
straight line down toward the rabbit-ass. Don't cut too deeply or
muscle will stick to the skin. You're only interested in the skin
itself. It's gonna be part of a coat, you know.
When you reach the tail, you have to
cut through the tailbone. Be careful... a slip of the knife could
pierce the bladder and the animal skin will be soaked with rabbit
piss. From there.....
FLASH TO FACEBOOK: After the hoopla
of Donny Trump choosing an “Alt-Right” chief of staff, I decided
to check out what Alt-Right is. Seems like it's a nationalistic,
pro-white, anti-PC, capitalist, somewhat libertarian group. I figure,
there's got to be an ALT-LEFT someplace. That is an international,
color-neutral, socialist, somewhat libertarian, anti-PC group. And
sure enough... facebook connect me to ALT-LEFT.
I join.
But instead of color-neutral, these
guys are spreading the same pro-white stuff as ALT-RIGHT.
They brag about the correlation of high salary and high IQ …. and
how that shows your brains are in your DNA.
What's
most interesting/weird are the constant references to socio-biology
and relative racial IQs. There's a continuous debate... with
footnotes... over whether colored folks are biologically dumber than
whitefolks.
People argue with the methodology.
They discuss whether a representative sample of each race was chosen.
They talk about statistical misuse. They talk about the notorious
BELL CURVE where scientists®
have proven®
that most white people are smarter than most colored or Hispanic
people. It's all in the IQ tests.
Ok, let's investigate.
Like any other modern person, I ask
the internet for an IQ test.
(I score 137, by the way). First, the website tells me that the BBC
says: A person's Intelligence Quotient (IQ) is, arguably,
one of their most important characteristics. It is believed that you
can predict a person's behavior more accurately from their IQ than
from any other single piece of information about them."
It is believed?
Who believes it?
And the test? What kind of
questions do they ask?
PEACH is to HCAEP as 46251 is to:
PEACH is to HCAEP as 46251 is to:
25641 26451 12654 51462 15264
or
Ralph likes 25 but not 24; he likes 400 but not
300; he likes 144 but not 145.
Which does he
like: 10 50 124 200 1600
or If you
rearrange the letters "CIFAIPC" you would have the name of
a(n):
City
Animal Ocean River Country
And I'm thinking:
WHAT
THE FUCK?
Do you want Ralph to get more from
his boss... the country... your taxes... because he likes the number
25, but not 24? Do you think it's important to recognize HCAEP is
PEACH backwards? How useful is that when there's a rabbit that needs
skinning?
Who could possibly care about a
bell-curve of people who can unscramble the word CIFAIPC? What does
that mean for people whose first language is NOT English? Can you
unscramble GCAHNI UT AMRED? And even if you can, how far with that
get you when the tacos need to be made?
I suppose... based on these tests...
Wall Street brokers, bankers, atomic scientists, and Hillary Clinton
have high IQs... Do you want to give them any more value... any
higher position... for that? Can you tell me one benefit of being
smart?... in the IQ sense of the
word.
Just like Think Outside The Box
has become the most In-The-Box phrase in advertising... rewarding
Being Smart is the
Dumbest way to run a society. There is no social benefit in knowing
what number Ralph likes.
There
is no possible reason to value a high IQ.
What good is it? How does giving more money to someone who can
rearrange CIFAIPC
make
the world a better place to live in? I don't see it.
How
did this happen? How did being smart (that is having a high
IQ) become a valuable asset? It seems odd in a country that built its
reputation on powerful fists and fast guns.... a place where the bad
guy in every movie is the Mad Professor or the Criminal Genius. It
seems even stranger when Ronnie Reagan, possibly the most popular
president, built his image riding a horse and corralling cows-- not
on publishing in Foreign Affairs magazine.
Here's
my guess: White guys find themselves a minority in a place
that they're used to occupying top-dog position. Affirmative action,
sympathy, and a wave of leftist totalitarianism (trigger warnings,
professor firings over speech issues, speakers prohibited from
college campuses, the rise in segregationist safe spaces) have
scared the white folks... made them circle the wagons... look for
SOMETHING that proves they're better. Aaah, got it! IQ!!! And now, if
we look at the DNA... we can find out it BELONGS TO US... BECAUSE
WE'RE WHITE!
So
the guys who make the IQ tests are the ones who will score high on
the IQ tests. What a surprise. Listen guys, being smart (having a
high IQ) is the most idiotic way to judge the value of a person.
Empathy, compassion, tolerance, ability to cooperate for the common
good... creativity maybe... these are much more important than IQ. Of
course there is a correlation between high salary and high IQ. The
guys paying the salaries are the same heartless scumbags who need
MORE heartless scumbags to increase their profit. That's the name of
the game. But it's not MY game and I don't care if IQ is biological
or if it comes from eating bacon-wrapped asparagus.
Why
should ANYONE care about the biology of IQ? If you want to do the
research, fine with me. But the results are as useful as discovering
the history of Gilyak. Politically, laws apply to everyone equally.
IQ is not in the mix. People have different traits... maybe
biological... maybe social... most probably a mix. Where those traits
come from does not matter in society. Being smart®
is not important. In fact, it's useless, unless you want to steal
from someone. There is no more reason to give any benefit to someone
who can spell PEACH backwards, than there is to give a benefit to
someone who can skin a rabbit without getting rabbit piss all over
the fur. Probably less.
ENDNOTES:
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-->Alt-Alt Left Dept: Because the Facebook version of Alt-Left is so race-fixated, I think it's time to start a new page... either a facebook page or a completely independent site. But I need some interest... and some contributors! If you have ideas... or would just like such a site to exist... let me know at: god@mykelboard.com. Positive responses by ten people will signal a go ahead.
-->I
was Wrong Dept: Last
blog I wrote: This
blog will appear just before the 2016 presidential election...
probably the most useless presidential election in American history.
From the get-go, I predicted a Clinton victory...
Whoops!
But all the other trustworthy®
media (NY TIMES, CNN, FOX) made the same mistake. So I don't feel so
bad.
What
pisses me off is the media's REACTION to Trump. Instead of saying We
Were Wrong,
they're saying I
Told You So....
with ridiculous stories of a spate of “hate crimes” unfolding
after Trump's election. Many of the stories are FALSE.
And
the others? Are people being shot, stabbed, or run over because
they're colored? Are there anti-Mexican mob attacks... like the
peasants at the house of Dr. Frankenstein? NO! Almost all the
“crimes” are GRAFITTI. That's it! Scribbling on a wall... that's
a HATE CRIME!!!
Jeeee-zus!
When did we learn about sticks and stones?
-->It's
a free country, ain't it? Dept: Obama was the hardest president
ever on press freedom. (Can you say Edward Snowden?). He prosecuted
more whistle-blowers than anyone before. Yet I still hear Americans
talk about how great it is to live in a “free country” and how
Obama is a champion of that freedom. Yeah right.
The World
Press Freedom Index ranks the U.S. as number 41 in the world.
That's behind Tonga, Chile, Samoa, Slovakia, Jamaica, and many
others. Next trip... TONGA!
-->Asking
the right questions dept: When there was a spate of police
murdering colored guys... especially unarmed colored guys...
including a kid with a toy gun... I asked what would happen if there
was some risk to this. What would happen if every time a cop shot an
innocent colored guy... a cop someplace GOT shot? I didn't advocate
such action, of course, but just wondered out loud what would happen.
Now
we're beginning
to see it. More than fifty cops were shot this year... many NOT
involved in a gunfight. Maybe the war has begun-- with the other side
finally fighting back.
I
see two possibilities:
1. #policelivesmater and #blacklivesmatter will sit down over beer and newly legal marijuana to discuss their differences. Make a truce.
1. #policelivesmater and #blacklivesmatter will sit down over beer and newly legal marijuana to discuss their differences. Make a truce.
OR
2.
The war intensifies until President Trump has to call in the National
Guard to separate the sides.
I
dunno. But both solutions seem pretty far from reality. We'll see.
Things ARE getting interesting.
-->
Keeping
the Pressure on Dept:
I want to thank reader George Metesky for suggesting a continuing
Bring
Back Mykel
effort directed at Maximum
Rock'n'Roll
for censoring me.
As
their revolving editrixes move on to commercial ventures, each blames
her predecessors for my demise... as if they had no control over the
business... and couldn't simply invite me back.
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your comments to
mrr@maximumrocknroll.com (or
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you in hell.
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